Well, today, has been a CRAZY Monday, but what's new. First of all, I got up really early this morning, cause I was going to be a good boss and actually get to work early, and not 30 minutes late, like I usually am. Well, yeah, that didn't happen.


And then...I get halfway to Gaffrica, and realize that I think I left my steamer on, so what do I worry about? Not that I will burn down the entire house I share with 2 other people, but no..my only concern is Bentlee. So, I text my dear friend Lizzie-G at 8am and tell her to alert her husband that if my house is on fire, please break a window and get my dog out. Yes, I realize that I am DRAMATIC!!!


Well, Lizzie-G texts me back...at 5pm...8 hours later, to tell me that there hasn't been a fire, but that the contractors painted the back porch today, and I would have to come in through the front door. Not usually a problem, but I locked the chain on my front door.

And, then, I find out that my favorite great aunt has cancer, and it's not looking good. And, then, my uncle gets bit by a stray dog, and guess who his paramedic is...my ex!





And then, some idiot has the nerve to tell me that his cow, Marvin, is WAY cuter than Bentlee.

This is Marvin, by the way....so not cuter than my Bent-Bent.

I'm so excited about all the new teen reality shows on MTV, such as the one with Whitney from the Hills. I absolutely can't wait, and my cell phone calendar is filled with reminders for new tv programs that I want to watch.

I'm off to bed...I was told today that my eyes look like I haven't slept in years, so I am guessing that means that I definately need my beauty sleep. Oh, by the way, I didn't leave my steamer on this morning!!